Stupid Baby Names

Wait till you can walk kid, then get the hell away. The name's just the tip of the iceberg!

The world is rife with a crime that largely remains unpunished. Yes, I'm talking about parents saddling their children with hiddeous names. Monstrosities that could emotionally scar these innocent, trusting children. Often celebrities are guilty of this. Here are some beauties.

Apple (just. dumb.)
America (patriotism going a little too far.)
Nemesis (You are setting this child up to fail.)
Shi-thead (legally change this unless you want to remain the butt of jokes FOR-EVER)
Fifi Trixibelle (this is a kid asking to be slapped on sight, particularly as an infant. Unfair.)
Adolf Hitler (Child. Abuse. Mind bogglingly stupid name to dump on a baby.)
Messiah (another kid asking for a playground smackdown through no fault of their own.)
Zuma Nesta Rock (Gwen Steffani I dig that you like to creative and you're a cool chick but this name for your kid is beyond idiotic. Nice tribute to Bob Marley by giving your child his middle name but with Zuma and Rock? ROTFL.)
Nimrod (Divorce your parents as soon as it's legally possible. They hate you.)
Vagina ( Irresponsible! Clearly these parents are either permanently high or evil. Doesn't bode well.)